This headline made my week, I love humanity the human experience never seems to impress me with its stupidity.

The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li, was about to board China Southern Airlines flight 345 to Beijing, Guangzhou Daily reported. As Li passed through airport security, X-ray screening machines detected a few “odd protrusions” sticking out of a KFC burger that the man had packed in his bag. Airport staff determined that the protrusions looked suspiciously like turtle limbs, and asked to inspect Li’s luggage. “There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” Li reportedly insisted. “There’s nothing special to see inside.”

You gotta think though when they got busted do you think he told the turtle to ‘make a run for it?’…No..okay.

Story from the GOOD Friends over at Death And Taxes.