Ismael Dushan says his most recent hair stylist ended up being a trimmed path beneath. The aggressive Brooklyn tonsorialist gave the unfortunate Dushan another hair-don’t, pushing him through a reinforced glass window after the two contended inside the Levels hairstyling parlor in Crown Heights. “I had my back swung to […]
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Have A Leftover VHS Copy Of “Speed” There’s A Kickstarter For YOU!
The internet never seems to amaze me as people utilize to gather funding for world changing ideas, business and then some ideas that are so insanely asinine you find yourself wondering “HOW COME I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT?” I stumbled across a kickstarter, where a guy is trying to crowd-fund […]
Unravel the ‘Dumb Starbucks’ Mystery
If you make a wrong turn in Los Feliz, CA you can find yourself very confused and in the middle of a Starbucks, but it’s NOT a Starbucks because it’s quote ‘dumb.’ Megan Adams, spokesperson for Starbucks said that this apparently ‘isn’t‘ a Starbucks. She said that they are looking into […]
Believe It or Not, There’s Beer for Dogs
Oregon-based brewery company Dawg Grog, has a product that gives man’s best friend some suds to guzzle down as well. Don’t worry because It’s a nutritious drink for your dog, made from brewers wort and malted barley water from Bend, Oregon-based Boneyard Brewery. Other ingredients include vegetarian k9 glucosamine, trace mineral […]
Chinese Man Busted For Attempting To Sneak Turtle Dressed As Cheeseburger!
This headline made my week, I love humanity the human experience never seems to impress me with its stupidity. The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li, was about to board China Southern Airlines flight 345 to Beijing, Guangzhou Daily reported. As Li passed […]
Coming Soon: Short Cut Symbol for “the”
Think about it, we use “the” all the time, you can find this word in more than 80 percent of all written paragraphs. Unfortunately, “the” has never been recognized for its impressive usage, until now! Introducing a revolutionary “the” symbol, it’s the next step in communication evolution. It’s time to […]
This Dude Lives As A Wolf!…I Told You It Was A Viable Career
So this short-doc pretty much made my life, watch as 80-year-old Werner Fraud tells the tale of how he’s been for the past thirty years raising and living with different packs of wolves. He eats with them, sleeps with them, plays with them and considers them his family. Werner Fraud wants to live out the […]
Landlord Whips Tenant for Late Payments!
Ron Kronenberger, 53, of Waynesville, Ohio, has been accused of whipping a tenant with a belt on his ‘bare buttocks’ for falling behind on his rent. Kronenberger, was charged with assault for the incident that occurred on January 22nd in his office. Police in the village of Waynesville, stated that […]
“The Joker” Tortures Applebee’s
A green wig, white face paint, and the same menacing grin Heath Ledger wore in “The Dark Knight”, was the look Aaron Chase, 24 decided to wear out dining out on Sunday. Aaron sat at the bar in an Applebee’s in Chautauqua County, drunk and without any money, and hassled […]
Ex-Boyfriend Taunts Woman By Advertising Her As Hooker
The ex-boyfriend of a Virginia woman is being sued by her for $20 million after he posted pictures of her and her teenage daughter on prostitution sites and gave out her name and home address, directing men to stop by for services. Soraida Hicks and her daughter Pam, were subjected […]
Man Goes On Robbing Spree To Pay Gf’s Probation Fee!
Marquis Baldwin, 22 loved his girlfriend to heights that many of us will never comprehend. He loved her so much, that allegedly Baldwin, of Pensacola Fl., robbed 3 Waffle Houses and a Kangaroo Gas Station so that his girlfriend could pay off her probation fees. Surveillance videos led police to […]
The Value of Chicken Wings Is At An All-Time High!
Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson must have been planning one hell of a Superbowl party on Sunday to make them mastermind one of the greatest chicken heist of all time, because these storage workers in Georgia are accused of stealing $65,000 worth of chicken wings during the highest nationwide demand […]