Shaq Done Made A DAMN Soda Y’ALL (REVIEW.)

SIDE NOTE: Before you begin reading this article, we commissioned our very own BRANDON BAYLOR to review Arizona’s new beverage line of Shaq ‘cream soda’…Here’s the unedited results.

Aye Yo, I have to start this by saying Shaquille O’Neal is quite possibly the most uniquely marketed athlete of all time blah, blah, blah. Forget this, lets get to point! Shaq done made a damn soda y’all. Yes, Shaq and soda at the same damn time! I tell you what playa if my mouth had a backboard it would have shattered, cause this all new Shaq Cream soda is a slam dunk haaang time included. Soda Shaq is the official name, and they even all have a different facial expression on every can. This is obviously so he can warm your heart as partake of your godlike beverage at the same damn time.  F@#$ sports drinks, F@#$ energy drinks, F$%^ water, just F$%^ the drank whole old drank game entirely, cause we doin this now. You wants some game bro? I’ll put you on game. Crack one of these open slam it down, and throw on some French Montana “Cause you won’t be worried bout nothing”. The line includes vanilla cream, strawberry cream, blueberry cream and orange cream flavors.  Get this Shaqaholics they are all-natural and have 90 calories per serving. DAMN, now you really ain’t worried bout nothin’. Shaq has officially done it all, and with style as well as affordability might I add. These go right along with the releases of the Arnold Palmer and Lime Rickeys that Arizona has released to stay fresh and inventive. If you ask me, Shaq soda is a ‘Shaq attack’ in a can, and a sure fire hit for killa season (summer). Get yours today or feel like dying later. Lets SLAM another one bro… Shaq I believe.