Faux Society’s [2013.] Oscar Predictions

I watch movies. A lot. 

So it makes sense that an awards race like the Oscars is just about as close as someone like me gets to Fantasy Football. When it comes to making your picks it’s not enough to just see all of the films; there’s a science and history that’s commonly referenced. Looking back on past trends and winners is a common way to help predict who will be going home with Oscar gold, but many times my feelings on who will and/or should win are conflict.

Therefore I’ve included each category with two options: who I think WILL win and who I think SHOULD win (some even have a ‘Wild Card’ or ‘who should have at least been nominated’ choice. Just, you know, for funzies). Also note that I haven’t given my picks for every category because I’ve only voted on the ones where I’ve seen every film that was nominated within them.

So here’s my two cents:

Best Sound Editing

Who I Think Will Win: Zero Dark Thirty

Who I Think Should Win: Skyfall

 

Best Sound Mixing

Who I Think Will Win: Les Miserables

Who I Think Should Win: Les Miserables

 

Best Visual Effects

Who I Think Will Win: Life of Pi

Who I Think Should Win: Life of Pi

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Ted

 

Best Production Design

Who I Think Will Win: Lincoln

Who I Think Should Win: Lincoln

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Cloud Atlas

 

Best Music (Song)

Who I Think Will Win: Adele & Paul Epworth, Skyfall

Who I Think Should Win: Walter Murphy & Seth MacFarlane, Ted

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: John Legend, Django Unchained

 

Best Music (Score)

Who I Think Will Win: Mychael Danna, Life of Pi

Who I Think Should Win: Mychael Danna, Life of Pi

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Jonny Greenwood, The Master

 

Best Make Up

Who I Think Will Win: Les Miserables

Who I Think Should Win: The Hobbit 

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Cloud Atlas

 

Best Cinematography

Who I Think Will Win: Claudio Miranda, Life of Pi

Who I Think Should Win: Claudio Miranda for Life of Pi or Roger Deakins for Skyfall

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Mihai Malaimare Jr., The Master

 

Best Editing

Who I Think Will Win: William Goldenberg, Argo

Who I Think Should Win: Dylan Tichenor and William Goldenberg, Zero Dark Thirty

 

Best Animated Film

Who I Think Will Win: Brave

Who I Think Should Win: Wreck-It Ralph

 

Best Animated Short

Who I Think Will Win: John Kahrs, Paperman

Who I Think Should Win: John Kahrs, Paperman

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Leo Verrier, Dripped

 

Best Screenplay (Original)

Who I Think Will Win: Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

Who I Think Should Win: Wes Anderson & Roman Coppola, Moonrise Kingdom

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Drew Goddard & Joss Whedon for The Cabin in the Woods, Zoe Kazan for Ruby Sparks and Paul Thomas Anderson for The Master.

 

Best Screenplay (Adapted)

Who I Think Will Win: Tony Kushner, Lincoln

Who I Think Should Win: David Magee, Life of Pi

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Ben Lewin, The Sessions

 

Best Supporting Actress

Who I Think Will Win: Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables

Who I Think Should Win: Sally Field, Lincoln

 

Best Supporting Actor

Who I Think Will Win: Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

Who I Think Should Win: Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Dwight Henry for Beasts of the Southern Wild, Leonardo DiCaprio for Django Unchained and (why the hell not) Bruce Willis for Moonrise Kingdom. 

 

Best Actress

Who I Think Will Win: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook

Who I Think Should Win: Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty 

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Zoe Kazan, Ruby Sparks

 

Best Actor

Who I Think Will Win: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

Who I Think Should Win: Joaquin Phoenix, The Master

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: John Hawkes for The Sessions and Jack Black for Bernie. 

 

Best Director

Who I Think Will Win: Stephen Spielberg, Lincoln

Who I Think Should Win: Ang Lee, Life of Pi or Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: Ben Affleck for Argo, and Kathryn Bigelow for Zero Dark Thirty

 

Best Picture

Who I Think Will Win: Argo

Who I Think Should Win: Life of Pi (but honestly, it was a great year for movies)

Who Should Have At Least Been Nominated: The Master

A few random notes:

  • Amour for Best Foreign, though I think Holy Motors deserved a nom.
  • Documentary & Live Action Shorts are always a bit of a toss-up if you don’t follow the festival circuit. I haven’t seen any of them this year yet, but I’ve heard great things about Inocente and Death of a Shadow respectively.
  • Can we just give John Goodman an Oscar? Please? Flight, Argo, hell lord knows he deserved one for Barton Fink. 
  • Some day, Leo. Some day…
  • I, for one am excited to see Seth MacFarlane host.
  • Sally Field fought hard to play Mrs.Lincoln, did extensive research and held her own against Daniel Day-Lewis. Anne Hathaway shaved her head and is in the movie for maybe 20 minutes. I’m just saying…
  • That said, I’m banking on Sacha Baron Cohen getting his own acting nomination within the next three years.
  • Very curious to see what happens to Benh Zeitlin next. Living the dream.
  • Sorry, Wes Anderson. You should have made Sam & Suzy enter some sort of dance-contest if you REALLY wanted to get more nominations.
  • I will give any amount of money to see Affleck do a “How do you like them apples?”-style line in his acceptance speech when Argo picks up Best Picture. You’ve come a long way, Holden.
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