Keanu Reeves is Keanu Reeves! NOT Mark Wahlberg (SKIT.)

Keanu Reeves is Johnny Utah- NOT Mark WahlbergDetectives Colt Python and Jack Steel have their facts hilariously wrong yet again in the latest installment of Funny or Die hosted digital series “Interrogations Gone Wrong.” According to the detectives, Marky-Mark has been running around LA and having sex with random civilians…NOT ON THEIR WATCH, enjoy as they mishandle this interrogation.

Notable quote of the year:

“Keanu Reeves is like six foot four and from Oklahoma and the baddest son of a bitch that’s ever walked this planet. Don’t you ever claim to be the main who changed my life with the greatest role in the history of cinema.”

Hit the play button below for a chuckle.