America’s Back To Ballin’ With The New $100 Bill

New 100 Dollar BillAMERICA Don’t give a DAMN, about no government shut down! AMERICA’s closed for business right now, at least we still getting a baller $100 bill to quell our cries. I hear people say all the time ‘oh, America’s broke, this and that!’ Answer this idiot! If America Is Going Broke, why would we invest so much money in such A BALLER ASS $100 Bill that stops counterfeiters? Like, forreal, why? The bill revamp or as Chief Keef and the federal reserve have formally agreed to call it (Balling Level ‘Hunnid’), Benjamin Franklin still retains his rightful spot on the coveted front and Philadelphia’s Independence Hall remains on the back.

And if you were unaware the bill has more special features than the bonus Blu-Ray of Dark Knight Returns. The new bill has a disappearing Liberty Bell in an ink well and a bright blue 3-d security ribbon with images that move in the opposite direction from the way the bill is being tilted….WORD?…It’s like that America?

‘‘The 3-D security ribbon is magic. It is made up of hundreds of thousands of micro-lenses in each note,’’ said Larry Felix, the director of the Bureau of Engraving and Printing. ‘‘This is the most complex note the United States has ever produced.’’

How could you NOT want the new bill, the reserve went so far as to invent a new printing process called “raised printing” in which the words are imprinted on the actual currency. This effect “can be felt throughout the $100 not? The new $100 bill goes into circulation Tuesday, and will end in the hands of strippers approximately Tuesday evening, or early Wednesday.